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FNJT
you know what it means
if you ride the train in new jersey
you know
you're never getting anywhere on time
and some lost soul is talking in the quiet car
I shushed them but they're just getting louder
that's alright cause I really wanted to hear their conversation
about all the latest celebrity gossip
WHAT?
THE CONDUCTOR JUST WALKED BY
BUT HE DIDN'T STOP THEM
WHAT THE FUCK?!
FNJT
you know you're screwed
if you've ever had to use the bathroom
and found shit all over the walls
MY GOD
and some poor soul is trapped in there now
they're banging on the door they can't get out
and everybody's yelling at them
saying "look for the lock"
you better check for toilet paper, baby
cause one time i had to wipe my asshole with my socks
lonely riders of the train
i feel your pain
i know the feeling
when you hear the conductor say
"overhead wires down"
"the train up ahead's broken down"
and you know amtrak has priority
i think a whole fraternity
just boarded the train
they're drunk and they want to fight everybody
FNJT
you know what it means
if you ride the train you know just what i'm saying
so sing along with me
right now
fuck new jersey transit
fuck new jersey transit
fuck new jersey transit
fuck new jersey transit
i guess i gotta call my job and tell em once again
i'll be in the office
fuck knows when
FNJT

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from Bunz Glazin', released December 16, 2016

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Vincent Brue has been writing and recording songs with his pals under the names Lifeguard Nights and The South Jersey Seashore Lifeguard Convention Band since the year 2000. Have a listen.

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